oh so when a so-called “ARCHAEOLOGIST” goes around robbing graves and taking their contents back to their so-cakkklled “MUSEUMS” it’s all fine and dandy, but WHEN I, YOUR LOCAL, SMALL-TIME NECROMANCER-
Bro if I die you can raid my tomb
thank you so much! you wouldn’t have any issue with being RAISED IN UNHOLY SERVITUDE TO THE WORLD’S SOON-TO-BE TYRANT, now, would you?
Nah bro you’re cool
sweet! now if you’ll sign YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL TO MY NECROMANCEROUS WHIMS, uh, here on the dotted line:
“I am also firmly of the believe that Captain James T. Kirk was, and is, at every age and in every incarnation, a beautiful lesbian; I fear that now I will be called upon to explain myself and that I will be unable to do so. I can only repeat myself with increasing fervor: James T. Kirk is a beautiful lesbian, do not ask me any follow-up questions. Like Goldwater, in your heart you know I’m right. There is plenty of stupid, surface level evidence I could marshal forth in defense of my argument – people criticized Shatner for his weight, and women are often criticized for their weight; Shatner was beautiful in a way that women are generally beautiful; James T. Kirk lives with her longterm girlfriend (Spock) and her ex-girlfriend (Bones) in a benevolent feelings-and-sex triad and generally observed the campsite rule when it came to bringing short-term partners around; James T. Kirk is vulnerable and anxious and riddled with sincerity and in love with her car; James T. Kirk wears motorcycle boots and seems to spend a lot of time on her hair, doesn’t want kids and rereads Dickens and doesn’t feel comfortable showing her feelings in front of anyone she’s known less than ten years but that doesn’t mean she won’t do it – but those things aren’t really what make James T. Kirk a beautiful lesbian, I don’t think.”
from chapter ‘Captain James T. Kirk Is a Beautiful Lesbian, and I’m Not Sure Exactly How to Explain That’, Something That May Shock And Discredit You by Daniel Lavery
flamingos flying over tanzania’s lake natron, a salt lake which is home to three quarters of the world’s three million lesser flamingos, as well as toxic multicoloured extremophile cyanobacteria that thrive in water so hypersaline it would strip away human skin. for the flamingos, however, the tough skin and scales on their legs prevents burning, leaving them uniquely free to drink from the near boiling freshwater found from springs and geysers at the lake’s edges. (x, x, x, x, x)
